heyy
i was just thinking to myself
what's the fun of havin 10 good ways to deal with irritating people if...
you can't irritate them yourself.
as a result i came up with:

10 good ways to be an irritating person (trust me, i should know. i AM irritating)
1. keep bugging someone over a certain issue again and again.
2. after you've had a victory, rub it in. very hard.
3. speak with a constant underlying sneer in your voice.
4. if someone tries to make contact, simply look away with an expression of bored interest on your face and sigh at intervals.
5. if forced to do groupwork, laugh at their pathetic attempts to come up with a solution.
6. don't say anything unless absolutely needed. in spy lingo, it means "a grey man'.
7. adopt a practised look of long-suffering silence at all times.
8. shower them with thinly-veiled insults
9. groan and moan about the people around you. say something like, i'd rather die than have to endure this group of *descriptive adjective*
10. blatantly insult them and drive them crazy.

*author's note: he is not responsible for any damages to property or persons (grievous or not). use of this literary work is completely at the user's own risk.*