knightrider

hello once again!
recently i was thinking of how to deal with irritating people
and after a while i came up with 10 ideas.
not all are recommended.
(N.B. this is done in jest. not all of them are serious.)

10 ways of how to deal with irritating people
1. if you have the patience and have reason on your side, attempt to overpower him using logic.
2. if you don’t have the patience/don’t have reason on your side/he’s just too unreasonable, be just as unreasonable as him. Logic goes out the window.
3. if you are in a group with over 2 supporting you, let the others do the talking/arguing. Pretend to busy yourself, don’t say anything and secretly laugh.
4. glare at him as venomously, acidically (not a real word) and maliciously as you possibly can. Don’t say anything either.
5. match everything he can say with a classic comeback line of your own. Remember, don’t lower your standards to his.
6. plaster a condescending, maddening and leering expression onto your face. Smirk at him every so often. (a word of advice: go home and practice it in the mirror, otherwise you’ll look really ridiculous)
7. mock his speech by repeating everything he says in a cruelly distorted version and tonality of your own choosing
8. pretend to be utterly amazed and astounded at everything he says
9. direct actual physical violence at him
10. if all else fails, pretend to fall asleep

*disclaimer: the author is not responsible for any damages to property or persons as a result of this literary work*